Day 2 - The Innovation Tournament (3 v 14) and (4 V 13)

Huge upsets... and a commitment to the rigged competition...

On Day Two of the Innovation Tournament, we find ourselves in a very tough level of competition in the 3 v 14 bracket.

This is a killer bracket line of major staples against a very important category of inventions: Things that make life easier as a parent. Yes, we’ve deviated from the original list, mainly because I don’t feel like writing about some mundane nonsense. The point of this rigged tournament is to keep you entertained… not put you to sleep.

So, let’s dig in.

3) Radio v. 14) Elevators

We have an upset off the bat, Orson Welles.

You be honest with yourself.

Can you make it the next 24 months without radio? 100 percent.

Can you make it to next month without elevators?

And don’t start with that “I’m taking the stairs… that allowed me to have that extra piece of cake.”

This isn’t about “those people.”

You’re going elevator.

Even if there’s a fire in the building, you’re STILL considering the elevator. You’re not checking the radio to determine when the “water” is showing up. Radio…