Postcards: Beware These Monsters... Buy These Stocks Instead

A terrifying disturbance rattled the grocery store parking lot on Saturday night. Plus, the stocks that deserve your attention based on strong fundamentals and generous levels of liquidity.

Dear Fellow Expat:

In the shadows of the Florida night, a disturbing presence – unnoticed by most slithered down U.S. Route 41 – Tamiami Trail.

This was no ordinary vehicle; it was a monstrous, steel Goliath. This unholy contraption carved asphalt arteries with an insatiable hunger, eager to bring terror to an unsuspecting beach town.

The Blood moon-lit sky offered no refuge as the monster arrived, its malevolent “eyes” casting an eerie glare.

It rumbled and groaned, emitting guttural sounds that echoed through the empty grocery parking lot—a symphony of doom.

Upon its colossal back, this monster carried a legion of SUVs, sports cars, and Cadillacs. These posh cars huddled together like a crop of possessed souls… tainted, cursed, infused with the darkest intentions.

In my peripheral vision, their metal skeletons appeared to warp and twist, forming grotesque faces. They contorted into vile laughs. Their headlights, like wicked eyes, followed me as I carried a gallon of 2% milk across the Pub…