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Postcards: Dontrell Was At the Club Last Night... and He Was Cheating...

Postcards: Dontrell Was At the Club Last Night... and He Was Cheating...

I am just trying to get to Maryland. Also, I'm shorting semiconductors and the Russell for the next 48 hours.

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Dear Fellow Expat:

My flight from Fort Myers on Delta to Atlanta arrived 27 minutes early.

But this article is about four hours late.

They put us in the International Terminal because we were so early in Atlanta.

There were flights to Ecuador and Mexico City around us.

I was in Terminal F.

My flight to Baltimore wasn’t listed on the video boards.

So… I approached the courtesy desk.

The woman working there put her index finger at me while taking a call.

Then… me… her… and everyone flying to Europe found out that “Dontrell” had been cheating on her sister.

Classic, Dontrell.

Dontrell… my friend… you’re in trouble.

This guy is probably the most hated man in Atlanta since Matt Ryan blew a 28-3 lead in the Super Bowl.

I really, honestly appreciated all the emails today. I got to BWI in the early afternoon, and people were doing wellness checks with me because my Republic Risk letter didn’t go through at 10 am. An error on my end. But I’m humbled by your reading.

The Poor Man…

A few months ago, Por…

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