Postcards: Why The New York Jets Are Like Carnival Cruise Line Stock

We're delaying the 1993 series because today's a day to spend with family and have a deeper conversation with Tim Melvin about what to expect in 2024.

Dear Fellow Expat:

We’ll move Part 3 to Tuesday, December 26. Be sure to catch up on Part 1 or Part 2.

Today’s a good day for football, family, and food.

I don’t need to distract you today with a long story about events that happened 30 years ago.

Plus, I don’t want to be a source of argument during Christmas.

As I’ve said before - the worst thing men can tell their girlfriends or family about is their fantasy football teams. BORING!

But here I am - in the semifinals of my casual league as my brother's partner.

I’ll make this fast… because there’s a way to make money here.

Bad Football or Bad Stocks Can Be Profitable

The entire season for my absurd fantasy football team and my competitor comes down to significant exposure today to the Washington Commanders against the New York Jets.

That’s right.

We’re talking about the worst defense in the league (Washington) against the worst offense (New York). But - strangely - my competitor started Washington’s quarterback, and I have the Jets defens…