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Things You Learn When You're Five...

Oh... you didn't learn how to bartend in a onesie?

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Garrett Baldwin
Sep 04, 2025
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Good morning:

My father taught me five things when I turned five years old.

  • How to keep score at a baseball game (scorecard)

  • How to read a baseball box score (hits/at bats

  • How to read the McCormick & Co. (MCK) stock quote in the Baltimore Sun.

  • How to pour a vodka, club soda, and lime (2 parts vodka: 3 soda)

  • How to play gin rummy (10 cards).

Aside from my fath…

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