Me and the Money Printer

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You Gotta Have Soft Eyes (The Week Ahead)

You Gotta Have Soft Eyes (The Week Ahead)

My daughter is not going to be popular with these detective skills

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Garrett Baldwin
Dec 07, 2024
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Now then… an important message to Americans.

Dear Fellow Expat:

My daughter’s school has had an annual event for first graders for years around the Holidays.

It goes like this.

A teacher is baking gingerbread cookies… and when she isn’t paying attention…

Three of the cookies make a jailbreak across campus.

The first-grade class runs from building to building… looking for clues about where the cookies went.

They visit the old estate where the principal works… they visit the head of the lower school… and they eventually make their way to a room where a television sits.

Here, they watch security footage.

On-screen, they see three cookies - running away down a hallway. A clue?

Everyone is excited… They keep running around campus.

It’s fun. You know… because they’re six.

Then, upon arriving back at the original classroom, the gingerbread cookies had ret…

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